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Monday, October 19, 2009

7:48PM

Wow, I forgot I still have this thing.

Can anyone read this?

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

9:46PM - Pilfered from Bennett

Here's how we play:
A. Pick 16 movies (or TV shows, for my purposes).
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.



1.
So vote once, vote twice, for Bill McKay... you middle class honkies.

2.
Kara: You were fantastic, James! We're free!
Bond: Kara, we're inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.

3.
Blair Butler: And of course, it wouldn't be a birthday without cake. Beefcake.
Adam Sessler: (puzzled) Why'd you get me a cake with a dancing guy in it?
Blair Butler: Aren't you gay?
Adam Sessler: No.
Blair Butler: Oh... (awkward pause) Sorry about that. I was way off, man.

4.
This is a world getting progressively worse. Can we not agree on that?

5.
She actually tried to exorcise you? That was nice of her, I guess...

6.
I do not steal other agents' motherfucking clients! But in your case, I am going to make an exception. I am going to take everything... your reality TV writers, your B-list soapstars... when I'm done with you, you're going to be repping sideshow freaks. You need JoJo the dog-faced bitchboy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the light-weight pen-stealing fuckface.

7.
I AM THE DEMON, NORMAN!

8.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

9.
Fulvio? He's a loser. His big ambition is to be a gardener like his grandfather, but the freakin' moron can't even grow a tomato. You ever hear of an Italian that can't grow a tomato? I rest my case.

10.
Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomit. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready.

11.
Zebras. You see, they're black, and they're white. The Black Panthers become The Zebras, and membership will double.

12.
I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better...

13.
And I was watchin' TV one day, andn they were showin', like, some of the buildings and areas that had been hit by bombs and things like that, and while I watchin', I got to thinkin', like, "There's parts of Flint that look like that, and we ain't even been in a war!"

14. Reservoir Dogs - Mo
Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, alright? I don't give a fuck what you know, or what you don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

15.
Geoffrey: You can be a great freedom fighter! Like Gandhi!
Jerri: What happened to him?
Geoffrey: They shot him in the stomach. Or Martin Luther King!
Jerri: What happened to him?
Geoffrey: They shot him in the head. Or Bobby Kennedy!
Jerri: Did they shoot him, too?
Geoffrey: No, he drowned in a car accident. His brother was driving.
(later)
Geoffrey: That's it! We'll go on a hunger strike!
Jerri: Both of us?
Geoffrey: Yeah! You won't eat and I won't feed you! You'll be like Bobby Sands!
Jerri: What happened to him?
Geoffrey: He starved to death.

16. Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - Katie
INTENSIFY ALL FORWARD FIRE POWER!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

3:49AM - Again, pilfered from Claudia...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, prowling on the wasteland! It is EnolamTserrof, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you so painfully, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

3:47PM - And pilfered from Claudia...

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What Vampire: the Requiem Vampire clan are you?




Regal, commanding and aristocratic, the Ventrue are the harsh lords of the Danse Macabre. The Ventrue most often come from the closest the modern world comes to feudal nobility: the ranks of professionals, the cream of high society, the scions of old money or political dynasties. As new professions and new forms of power arise, the Ventrue bring them into the clan. Through whatever means necessary, the Ventrue rise to the top of the undead heap.
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3:26PM - Pilfered from Bennett...

Brujah
You scored 68% HONOR, 46% BEAST and 36% INSANITY!
Made up of crusaders and philosopher-kings, Clan Brujah is a fiery clan known for zeal and quick tempers. The clan's past is checkered, a long and sad history of stunning accomplishments and devastating defeats. In the 13th century, the Brujah struggle to maintain their status among the High Clans. Far too many Brujah elders are melancholic for the clan's greatest moment in history, and they still mourn the passing of Carthage. Its younger members are tired of the oppression of the time, and they long for the change.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on honor

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You scored higher than 99% on beast

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You scored higher than 99% on insanity
Link: The Which Vampire Clan Fits You Test written by damncat86 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Saturday, June 3, 2006

2:18PM - Pilfered from Momar

Your results:
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi
65%
Qui-Gon Jinn
65%
Yoda
65%
Han Solo
59%
C-3PO
59%
Luke Skywalker
58%
Chewbacca
57%
Emperor Palpatine
57%
Mace Windu
57%
Count Dooku
55%
You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.


(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)


Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character am I?" quiz...

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Tuesday, May 9, 2006

9:42PM - Pilfered from Claudia

Canyon
~ 55% Water ~ 81% Wind ~ 66% Earth ~ 59% Fire ~
I only wanna open wide the window

and let sunlight through...

Your colours are light blue, gold, and a darker orange. You are likely protective, good with money, intelligent and have sharp wits. However, you may sometimes appear methodical or stressed. You could try wearing a Hawk’s Eye that inspires serenity and helps come to terms with imperfection, and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony.

In detail:

Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of </b>earth</b> and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant.

Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are not quite as prominent.

These are the results you will get if you score highly on...

None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on water

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You scored higher than 99% on wind

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You scored higher than 99% on earth

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You scored higher than 99% on fire
Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Thursday, May 4, 2006

2:00PM

Comparative Politics Final = Over.

Que sera sera.

Current mood: exhausted

Saturday, April 8, 2006

12:44AM - Pilfered from Bennett

The Rules:
1.Type in your birthday (minus the year) in the search bar at Wikipedia.org
2.List three interesting facts, two births, and one death that happened on your birthday
3.Throw in a holiday for kicks

INTERESTING FACTS - October 10th
1582 - Due to the implementation of the Gregorian calendar this day does not exist in this year in Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain.
1845 - In Annapolis, Maryland, the Naval School (later renamed the United States Naval Academy) opens with 50 midshipmen students and seven professors.
1979 - The Pac-Man arcade game is released to the Japanese market by Namco.

BIRTHS
1924 - Ed Wood, American filmmaker (d. 1978)
1963 - Daniel Pearl, American journalist (d. 2002)

DEATH
2004 - Christopher Reeve, American actor (b. 1952)

HOLIDAY
Fiji - Fiji Day (National Day)

Saturday, March 18, 2006

7:32PM

Still alive. Keeping very busy. Survived midterms realtively unscathed. Am doing much, much better in math than was anticipated. Presently am enjoying a tasty chocolate souffle type thingy from the Caucus Room. Am pissed off at commercialism of St. Patrick's Day. Have decided British political system (minus monarchy) is probably better than American political system. Am angry that Spring Break ends Monday. Am sad that Edge's daughter seems to have leukemia, but happy she seems to be getting better. Bush is the biggest f***ing loser on Earth. That is all.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

4:44PM - Pilfered from Patrick

Name three CDs you own that you think no one else on your friendslist does:

1. U2 - Zooropa Down Under
2. U2 - The Real Thing: Live From Rotterdam
3. Space Ghost Surf 'n' Turf

Name three books you own that you think no one else on your friendslist does:

1. Edwin O'Connor - The Last Hurrah
2. Michael Barone - Almanac of American Politics
3. Michka Assayas - Bono

Name three movies you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that you think no one else on your friendslist does:

1. Bulworth
2. U2: Live From Chicago
3. Hitch (don't ask why)

Name three places that you have visited that you think no one else on your friendslist has:
1. Terrell, Texas
2. St. George, Bermuda
3. Youngstown, Ohio

Name a piece of technology or any sort of tool you own that you think no one else on your friendslist has:
A hangable TV that I love sooooo dearly

Monday, January 16, 2006

3:59PM - Pilfered from Bennett:

Nearest book meme
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth complete sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

How To Be President: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in Office
by Stephen P. Williams


CNS-
Corporation for National and Community Service

(p.123 being an appendix)

Friday, December 9, 2005

9:04PM

NO SLEEP 48 HOURS DROOOOOL DROOL DROOL DROOLY DROOL NOT IRRITABLE AT ALL NO I DO NOT HAVE THE GODDAMN CLICKER DROOOOL DROOLY DROOLY NO I DID NOT WET THE BED HAHA THE P LOOKS LIKE AN N SO NOW ITS SNOTSYLVANIA DROOOOL

Current mood: DROOOOL

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

11:28PM

Instead of writing an altogether redundant entry, I direct everyone to www.MindlessBlather.net to get a taste of my excitement du jour. Thank you.

Thursday, December 1, 2005

12:29AM

Great. Just great.


a cake of soap, a wedding ring, a gold filling...
Congratulations! You're a museum exhibit.


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So THIS is what I get after reading endless Nietzsche and watching Der Untergang twenty five f***ing times?

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

4:33PM

Pilfered from... well, alot of people, actually.


ravenpuff
You're a Ravenpuff!: You are a very analytical and
ingenius person, someone that likes to invent
new things. The way you look at life is with
wonder, and sometimes you're even a little
naive. But people love you for that trait and
they feel the need to protect you from the
harsh facts of life so that you can retain your
innocence. You are very capable person and when
there is trouble people turn to you because
you're able to stay calm and collected. You
like balance in your life and you try not to
make many waves. Even still, if there is
something that you believe strongly in, you
will commit yourself totally to that cause.
Your weakness is that sometimes you can be
indecisive and perfectionist, especially about
little details and you drive people crazy
sometimes with these traits. With the
innocence of a Hufflepuff and the calm of a
Ravenclaw you will be loved in life!


Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You?
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Monday, November 28, 2005

11:03PM - U2 QUIZZES OF JOY AND DELIGHTFULNESS!!!

rattle and hum u2
Rattle and Hum U2


Which U2 are you?
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(WOW! OMFG! REALLY!?)

100% U2 fan... U knwo about the band more than normal! Are sure you're not Bono?
100% U2 fan!


Are you a U2 fan?
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(Haha! They're all in agreement.)

bono
You're most like Paul Hewson, U2's
sunglasses-wearing, drop-dead sexy singer. You
don't mind people that talk a lot, and you like
it when your friends have a good sense of
what's going on in the world. You're full of
life and certainly not afraid of cameras. BONO
IS HOT :B


Which member of U2 are you?
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Bono
You're Bono! Bono is the sunglass-wielding lead
singer of U2. He has a soft spot for every
charity under the sun and an obsession for
black leather and big boots. But remember:
he's vertically challenged, not short!


Which Member of U2 Are You?
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pinstripebono
Congratulations, you're Bono!


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Joshua tree
The Joshua Tree


Which random U2 object are you?
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Coolness
Larry's HitMan shirt!


What POP U2 item are you?
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(My interpretation of this song was a bit different, but okay...)

acrobat
Acrobat:

You have always gone your own way, been a free
spirit. You haven't bought into everything the
world has told you to, you're an independent
thinker and like it that way. 'Dream out loud',
don't let anyone stop you mate, your freedom
makes you YOU. It might get lonely sometimes,
throwing off expectation to experiance
everything you can. But at least you'll be able
to look back and say your scars...and the ones
you may have left on those who wanted to be
close to you...were worth it. Right?


Which Song From U2's 'Achtung Baby' Are You?
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The First Time
You're The First Time!
Things in your life are finally looking up for you.
It was a long hard road, but you can at last
sit back and say, "I feel loved."
Although--there's someone out there with whom
you still need to make amends...better to do it
soon so it'll be one less weight on your
shoulder. But you're happy now. Hopefully
things will stay that way!


Which U2--Zooropa Song Are You?
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U2 Sunday Bloody Sunday
Your song is "Sunday Bloody
Sunday
" from "War"


"I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away

How long, how long must we sing this song
How long, how long

Tonight we can be as one, tonight
Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across a dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall"


You're very political... but in a peaceful
way. The world is plagued with wars and famine
and the government isn't doing anything about
it but getting into more wars. Your country
starts to destroy itself because of
differences. You cry out for peace but you
recieve silence.


Which U2 song are you?
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sunday bloody sunday
Sunday Bloody Sunday - You live your life in the
realm of politics. You get up, stand up, and
fight for your rights each and every day.
Everything in your life revolves around making
the world a better place and fighting the good
fight.


What U2 Song Are You?
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(And a dissenting vote...)

Pride
Pride! You want to make a stand and give a message
to the world about how amazing it is that some
people make such sacrifices for the good of the
world. You also like hitting high notes whilst
driving really fast down the motorway and
playing air guitar at the same time. You are
likely to get assasinated whilst campaigning
for justice. Or being hit by a truck.


Which U2 Song Are You?
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Thursday, November 24, 2005

12:13PM

Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!

Anyone slated to eat anything uniquely scrumptous?

I, for one, will be having a nice hot bowl of oyster stew - a grossly underrated soup - and, of course, exactly one ton of turkey - a grossly underrated meat which I enjoy all year round.

Current mood: hungry

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